March
You’ll Never Get Off The Island!
This could well be a caricature of Harry Smith, who was famous for his down in the mouth look and his mournful cry ‘You’ll Never Get Off The Island’. He appeared at many concert parties and this cry and his expression, always bought the house down in laughter.
Typical of the humour of Changi was that mournful, catchphrase of the Australian Concert Party comedian Harry Smith which became such a popular cry with the prisoners – ‘You’ll never get off the island!’
He was known as Happy Harry and got his laughs from looking and sounding miserable. His act was to appear depressing and he was so over the top with his pessimism, he was funny. He always opened his act with a dejected look on his face and then stating miserably to all present ‘You’ll never get off this island’. It was a sure way of getting a good laugh in Changi.
‘In order to cope, I believe, most men surrounded themselves in their own personal and protective armour. Mine, as I have already written, was work, an almost obsessive sense of duty; for others it was humour or religious faith; and for nearly all of us, it was the setting of a deadline: ‘home by Christmas’ or ‘home for my wife’s birthday, or some other date of personal significance. In establishing a mental goal to work towards we were focussing on a future life which we could anticipate living and, in the process, attempt to reject the reality of what we were experiencing, deferring our disappointment. Keeping an ‘end point’ in mind, even though deep down we know it was artificial, gave us hope – one of the most powerful weapons in the limited armoury of defence we could own. If we were to not only survive but also remain sane, it was all we could do. ‘
Source: A Doctors War, by Dr Rowley Richards, pg 157, Harper Collins Publishers, 2006.